We’re a little bit obsessed with VH1’s new series “I Love Money.” We’re not gonna lie. The show features the best of the worst of the casts of vh1’s former fun shit fests “Flavor of Love” (1&2), “I Love New York” (1 &2), and “Rock of Love” (1 & 2). You’ve got to respect VH1’s recycling campaign – can you believe this all began with “The Surreal Life?”

But we digress… the real reason we watch this show is for Brandi C. We weren’t previously familiar with Brandi (btw we love that she spells it with an i), because she was on “Rock of Love,” and frankly, we’re not interested in shows like this unless they’re giving us gross and hilarious ethnic stereotypes. So what? Slap us, bitch!

But Brandi C does not disappoint! She might even replace Pumpkin in our hearts as our favorite badass white girl. We love her little baby porn store voice (Coincidence? We think not.), her sorority-girl antics, and the sweet taste of her tears. Besides having a well-known, porn tape, we’ve found that she’s completed a year and a half of community college and is available for hire under her pseudonym Brittany Burke. (Ay, qué klassy!)

We were a little nervous last night (as were you, we’re sure) that Brandi C might be eliminated. But we prayed to the Baby Jesus and He answered our prayers and she was saved.

Also, while going through the cast bios, we couldn’t help but notice that there are no Latinos on the show. Point of ethnic pride, or outrageous insult? Discuss. For our money though, Whiteboy is definitely Miami enough to qualify as Latino. - “Tres Oh Five, Till I die! Dale!”? Come on!

We’ll be tuning in every week to keep you updated on all that happens. Like true friends, we’ll watch it so that you don’t have to. And keep Brandi C in your prayers, won’t you? For us.