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- A new tell-all by Madonna’s brother claims the “singer” once kissed actress Gwyneth Paltrow. This is a woman who has willingly put her face near Sean Penn’s mouth; a little faux-lesbian making out is nothing. [The Sun]
- In other Madonna news, former make-out partner Britney Spears may be joining her on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. Because “Sweaty and Semeny” was deemed too subtle a tour name. [The Sun]
- Mariah’s marriage is already on the rocks. But not, like, “bling” rocks. [NOTW]
- Nicole Richie was thrown out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas on the 4th of July for being a violent, drunken mess. U! S! A! [TMZ]
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nigel, please. apple’s mommy did everything in her power to become madge’s friend. if that making out with her to secure a bff status, so be it. i mean, that’s a hell of a lot easier than joining kabbalah. which is only one reason christopher’s all mad about, too. stay in the good graces of la ciccone? join the red string brigade.
Posted by el smrtmnky | July 07, 2008
Does Gwyneth Paltrow’s smug pout actually move enough to configure itself into the necessary position to pull off a kiss? I imagine kissing Gwyneth to be like french kissing a rock.
Posted by Patrick | July 08, 2008