Watchando: Is Sitting Pretty. Uncomfortably.

Eva Longoria is on fire. Hydrant. [Magamba]
Eva Mendes thinks Interview magazine’s jokes about rehab were tacky because Eva Mendes is a fast, furious arbiter of taste and class. [Us]
Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a Cartier ring for her birthday. But it’s not an engagement ring, meaning there’s still time to nab Sam as a Cartier-buying girlfriend who is fond of hats. [Mirror]
Barack Obama’s plane was forced to make an emergency landing. But he’s ok. Fist bump to that. [Gawker]
The peons who work for “Gossip Girl’s” Blake Lively are upset because her Seventeen magazine cover looks nothing like her. Maybe if their client looked less like a mix of Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Simpson, Kate Hudson, Mary-Kate Olsen and Corey Haim, we’d feel a little more sorry about this. [Page Six]