Watchando: Has Never Read A Tale of Two Cities. Shh!

British authors confess to never reading certain classic works of literature like Ulysses, Wuthering Heights and A La Recherche du Temps Perdu. Adorable British authors: They’re just like us! [Telegraph]
A new wax statue of Amy Winehouse has been unveiled. As opposed to the old wax statue, who is actually Amy Winehouse in the flesh. [dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan is on the set of “Ugly Betty,” remarkably leggingless. [PopSugar]
Madonna’s brother, Christopher, is described as “short, paunchy but sensual.” Also? He said he his tell-all book about her to be called The Queen and I. But “they said it was too snarky. I still don’t know what that word means.” [NY Observer]