Christina Aguilera would like you to vote right after you listen to her turn one note into seventy-five while holding some sort of smallish troll-thing.
Angelina Jolie is begging her French doctors to induce labor already, but they’re too busy putting up Bastille Day decorations and hating freedom. [Showbiz Spy]
Jamie-Lynn Spears likes Cheetos and Diet Coke. How strange for a teen girl. She must be stopped! [P6]