Watchando: Made More Money Dead This Weekend Than You Did Alive

The Dark Knight made more money in one showing than anyone will ever donate to the starving children in Africa. Congratulations, Heath Ledger! [E!]
Americans squeezed out more puppies in the past year than ever before, and yet, we’re still not in a baby boom. Failures. [AP]
Speaking of puppies, Rachel Ray might be pregnant. Or else she’s been dipping into the 30 minute meals. [Coolwebmoms]

It’s official: Brenda Walsh will live another day on the new “90210.” Show those Gossip Bitches how it’s done, Shannon. [Dlisted]
Heather Mills created a website to try and clear her name with you. As if you care, it’s called youcare.com. [I’m Not Obsessed]