Watchando: Thinks Jerry Lewis Is A Straight Shooter

Hey Laaaaady! Jerry Lewis was detained for carrying a gun at the Las Vegas airport Friday. His Manager says it’s a prop. Obviously to ward of Rupert Pupkins. [Associated Press]
High heels for babies. Because it’s never too late to start your little slut or drag queen off on the right foot. [Heelarious]
A dead monster washed up on the shore of a Long Island beach that has everyone in New York wondering which viral campaign it belongs to. [Gawker]
Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze. Which kind of tells you a lot about Heath Ledger? [Celebrity Rumors]
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants franchise continues by the sheer force of its starlets’ outside careers. [Defamer]