Watchando: Will Take The Bus From Now On With Our New Friend Isabel Lucas

Shia LaBeouf’s Transformers co-star, Isabel Lucas, was a passenger in his drunken car crash. This is why one should take care to always wear one’s seat belt and douche repellent when driving with Shia LaBeouf. [LA Times]
Oh, by the way, he told Details magazine that he has a problem having one drink. Without spilling it during rush hour, presumably. [Men.Style.]
Halle Berry is suing paparazzi over pictures they took of her and her infant daughter, Nahla, in her backyard. And so continues the great circle of life. [TransWorld News]

Jennifer Lopez will star in The Governess, a film about a bank robber who poses as a nanny caring for young children. Oh, how art imitates life! [Coming Soon]
Katie Price has been banned from competing in Cartier-sponsored polo event because she’s a chav, which is kind of like the British equivalent of a chonga. In related news, we adore Katie Price. [Daily Mail]
R.I.P. Scrabulous. [NYT]