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Wendy Williams Brings A Certain Class To Daytime Television

Have you guys caught “The Wendy Williams Show,” yet? Ever since Wendy smacked down Omarosa last week, all the suits are wetting their panties declaring her the next, big thing in morning tee vee. You know, because depictions of black women as angry are so unusual! Wendy dubbed herself The Queen Of All Media, (probably back when Perez Hilton was in band camp), for her work with New York City hip hop station WBLS—a station so ghetto, its deejays are known to put hits out on anyone who talks smack about them [Ed: Um…shit?]—but this only adds to Wendy’s down-to-earth charm! Women love her, apparently. Or at least, they don’t want her to send a drive by around to their house, so they’re watching. After the jump, a video montage of our favorite Wendy Williams experiences so far:

Wendy is a wannabe Tyra who is a wannabe Oprah.

What is it that Plato said about being thrice removed from God? Oh. That its garbage.

Posted by Marco | July 29, 2008

Dina Lohan called - she wants her face back.

Posted by La Linda | July 29, 2008

Wendy is one of those talk hosts that just doesn’t give a shit. She has no problem being filthy and doesn’t care if a guest never comes back, so bitch just says whatever she wants, and that takes some COJONES.

Posted by Restalyn Baby | July 29, 2008

She looks like the black Tori Spelling in that photograph.

Posted by Edward J. Olmos | July 29, 2008

I’ll admit it, I like her. She got a lot of attention nation wide when an angry Whitney Houston called in to her show and among other admited she has breast implants and that her husband Bobby Brown “loves them”. IIRC she even defended Bobby somewhat in an interview saying people forget that he is a talented songwriter.

Posted by Eowyn | July 29, 2008

Wendy aint tryin to be anything cept successful. Her show is different than anything on tv right now just like her radio show. Is she crazy and over the top? Um, yeah… but thats her flava. I’ll take Wendy over Tyra any damn day…

Wendy speaks to many different demographics, especially Jurzy..

Posted by cacy | July 29, 2008