Woman Finds Jesus On Cheeto, Baptizes Him "Cheesus"

Some of us find religion after surviving a near-fatal accident. Some of us "find Jesus" after combatting disease, giving birth or overcoming addiction. And still others among us happen to find our Lord and Savior on a crispy, crunchy cheese-flavored snackfood. Such is the case of one woman named Kelly Ramey from High Ridge, Missouri who found "Cheesus" - an image of a crucified Jesus Christ on a Cheeto. This is almost as exciting as that time we saw Mary on a pretzel or the Virgin Hairy clogging up the bathtub. Miraculous video footage, after the jump: Our favorite parts of this report has to be the local pastor's assertion that all that really matters here, people, is that we learn that all of us have to find Jesus. Be it a Church or at the bottom of a bag of greasy, cheese-covered puffed corn nuggets. We think the woman who found the miracle Jesus sums it up best, though: "I think the bottom line, though, is the joy that it's bringing." Amen to that. Ps. If you like this item please feel free to Digg It!