Woman Finds Jesus On Cheeto, Baptizes Him “Cheesus”
30 July 2008, 10:15 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Some of us find religion after surviving a near-fatal accident. Some of us “find Jesus” after combatting disease, giving birth or overcoming addiction. And still others among us happen to find our Lord and Savior on a crispy, crunchy cheese-flavored snackfood. Such is the case of one woman named Kelly Ramey from High Ridge, Missouri who found “Cheesus” - an image of a crucified Jesus Christ on a Cheeto. This is almost as exciting as that time we saw Mary on a pretzel or the Virgin Hairy clogging up the bathtub.
Miraculous video footage, after the jump:
Our favorite parts of this report has to be the local pastor’s assertion that all that really matters here, people, is that we learn that all of us have to find Jesus. Be it a Church or at the bottom of a bag of greasy, cheese-covered puffed corn nuggets. We think the woman who found the miracle Jesus sums it up best, though: “I think the bottom line, though, is the joy that it’s bringing.”
Amen to that.
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I get this Cheeto all the time and munch on it immediately. It always tastes like salvation.
Sometimes my baked Cheetos resemble penises. I also munch on those but I like to take my time. ;)
i once had a hot cheeto that looked like a penis and the sac. I should have taken a picture.
Why is it that Cheetos and cheese sandwiches and tree knots and underpants skidmarks that look like Jesus or Mary make all the news, when entire bags of deep-fried Satan, or row upon row of bottles containing high fructose Satan don’t elicit a bleep from anybody? Every single Frito I’ve ever thrown to the ducks in the park (because I hate Fritos - they smell like B.O.) has looked like Satan. As do Cool Ranch Doritos, Twizzlers and Mountain Dew Code Red. But nobody’s talking about that.
I sense conspiracy…
Speaking of Satan, can anyone else hear the weird semi-demonic voices in the background speaking to you? Its scaring me.
Some of us find Jesus in a kitten’s swirly fur http://tinyurl.com/5opqvb