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	<title>Comments on: Woman Finds Jesus On Cheeto, Baptizes Him &#8220;Cheesus&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Yianni Garcia</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/woman-finds-jesus-on-cheeto-baptizes-him-cheesus/#comment-13562</link>
		<dc:creator>Yianni Garcia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some of us find Jesus in a kitten's swirly fur &lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/5opqvb" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://tinyurl.com/5opqvb&lt;/a&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of us find Jesus in a kitten&#8217;s swirly fur <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5opqvb" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/5opqvb</a></p>
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		<title>By: Marco</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/woman-finds-jesus-on-cheeto-baptizes-him-cheesus/#comment-13561</link>
		<dc:creator>Marco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Speaking of Satan, can anyone else hear the weird semi-demonic voices in the background speaking to you? Its scaring me.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speaking of Satan, can anyone else hear the weird semi-demonic voices in the background speaking to you? Its scaring me.</p>
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		<title>By: Quintana</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/07/woman-finds-jesus-on-cheeto-baptizes-him-cheesus/#comment-13560</link>
		<dc:creator>Quintana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why is it that Cheetos and cheese sandwiches and tree knots and underpants skidmarks that look like Jesus or Mary make all the news, when entire bags of deep-fried Satan, or row upon row of bottles containing high fructose Satan don't elicit a bleep from anybody? Every single Frito I've ever thrown to the ducks in the park (because I hate Fritos - they smell like B.O.) has looked like Satan. As do Cool Ranch Doritos, Twizzlers and Mountain Dew Code Red. But nobody's talking about that.

I sense conspiracy...
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is it that Cheetos and cheese sandwiches and tree knots and underpants skidmarks that look like Jesus or Mary make all the news, when entire bags of deep-fried Satan, or row upon row of bottles containing high fructose Satan don&#8217;t elicit a bleep from anybody? Every single Frito I&#8217;ve ever thrown to the ducks in the park (because I hate Fritos - they smell like B.O.) has looked like Satan. As do Cool Ranch Doritos, Twizzlers and Mountain Dew Code Red. But nobody&#8217;s talking about that.</p>
<p>I sense conspiracy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: la roncha</title>
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		<dc:creator>la roncha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i once had a hot cheeto that looked like a penis and the sac. I should have taken a picture.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i once had a hot cheeto that looked like a penis and the sac. I should have taken a picture.</p>
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		<title>By: Latin_Princess</title>
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		<dc:creator>Latin_Princess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes my baked Cheetos resemble penises. I also munch on those but I like to take my time. ;)
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes my baked Cheetos resemble penises. I also munch on those but I like to take my time. ;)</p>
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		<title>By: Guerrero</title>
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		<dc:creator>Guerrero</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I get this Cheeto all the time and munch on it immediately. It always tastes like salvation.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get this Cheeto all the time and munch on it immediately. It always tastes like salvation.</p>
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