WTF Are You Kids Doing?: The Jeans Within Saggy Jeans Jeans
We just took this picture on the subway. A young man standing in front of us was wearing saggy jeans hanging halfway down his ass WITH another pair of jeans underneath that were belted. And just in case you’re tempted to think, as we were, that those could just be denim boxers—no. He also has a white pair of those peeking out of the top, as if to assure you that, Yes, I am purposely wearing two pairs of pants. We’re tempted to send this photo to Illinois to find out what kind of fine this crime of fashion would incur in Lynwood because the mathematical implications are frankly too much for our little brains. After the jump, a close-up shot, in case you still don’t believe your eyes.
Catalogue Pose
Earlier: It’s Illegal In Lynwood, Illinois For You To Look Like You Took A Deuce In Your Pants
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Either I’m old, or that guy is a complete asshole. I go for the latter.
Posted by Thom | July 24, 2008
Guh - did he smell? Cuz it seems like he would smell.
Posted by marimari | July 24, 2008
Just the type of Eurotrash that hangs out at MOMA.
Posted by Igor | July 24, 2008
What the hell is holding the outer pants on? It seems to me that they’re situated well below the butt equator. They’d have to somehow be attached to the inner pants, which would also have to be tight enough to render this guy incapable of fertilizing children. This in itself is a blessing.
Posted by Quintana | July 24, 2008
Reporting fashion crimes like this is exactly why I need a cell phone that takes photos silently – if I happen to accidentally take a pic down a women’s blouse or get an upskirt crotch shot from time to time then so be it…
Posted by Jeebus | July 24, 2008
if i even tried to put on two pairs of jeans and underwear, i’d look like the Michelin Man.
well, i kind of look like one w/o anything on. sigh
Posted by el smrtmnky | July 24, 2008
im sure the pants are stuck to eachother… the outer pants are not very wide to have another pair inside!
you should have askd him about the pants
Posted by la roncha | July 24, 2008
@la roncha: I was too busy judging him.
Posted by La Cindy | July 24, 2008
If that idiot had read Guanabee, he would know that even 2 pairs of jeans won’t keep you from becoming a victim of the Japanese Upskirt Style photo.
Posted by Latin_Princess | July 24, 2008
some people can’t even afford 1 pair of jeans—-what a selfish example of our consumer culture—-and he looks like a tool as well!
Posted by patrick | July 24, 2008
So how long did it take for somebody to kick his ass?
& please, please PLEASE tell me he wasn’t a Latino?
I could not take that kinda shame today.
Posted by lola del rio | July 24, 2008
This is atrocious. Almost as bad as the saggy ass pants with tight legs - or a variation on them?
Posted by Marco | July 24, 2008