Did you know Sarah Palin, the woman who might be this nation’s next top model Vice President, was once interviewed for Vogue? We did! And didn’t care! But apparently this is a huge deal to a lot of people....
If it were up to Brazil, Barack Obama would be King of America, Emperor of Brazil, prom king, samurai lord, Best in Show and Mr. Universe. They love him. Their collective obamaboner is freaking gigantic. Why all the love?...
You asked for it! We looked for a nice recipe for tripas that seemed tasty and like something we’d want to eat. Now, this particular recipe, for a tapa dish, admittedly contains a lot of ingredients. But don’t be...
David Duchovny has entered rehab to treat a sex addiction. “XXX Files” jokes begin… Now. [People] His wife, Tea Leoni, might be having an affair with Billy Bob Thornton. Monogamy? More like monotony. [ONTD] Vice President Cheney is such...
Many are speculating that Alaska governor Sarah Palin might be John McCain’s running mate - not those Male McMen Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty or Joe Lieberman like many initially expected. And we’re personally a little mixed on the subject....
Hey remember the character of Puppet from American Me? What about Chuco from Boulevard Nights? Yeah, us either, but apparently some people in that part of the world do. Fifty one-year old actor Danny De La Paz, who played...
Every year, the Spanish town of Castrillo de Murcia hosts a “baby-jumping” event as part of their “El Colacho” festival. The leaps are meant to exorcise demons out of the town’s small, disgusting, crying Hell-babies. Babies are arranged on...
Eighteen month-old Caua Felipe Massaneiro in the Brazilian city of Recife fell out of his 3rd floor apartment window yesterday and dropped 30 feet to the ground. Halfway down, though, the disposable diaper he was wearing snagged on a...
Jill Biden is Joe Biden’s wife. And it would appear that Barack Obama is smidden with Ms. Biden! Haha! Ugh. Some people think this video shows Obama kissing Jill Biden on the mouth at the DNC because he’s some...
What exactly is a breast-feeding contest and how does one win it? These are the questions that come to mind when we see a gallery of images taken at the Lima breast-feeding contest held Tuesday during national breast-feeding week...
It turns out Brazil, the country where nakedness is a national pastime, is so conservatively Catholic that a court is ordering the publishers of Playboy to halt further distribution of that country’s August issue after some trollop actress named...
People can find signs of God anywhere, and on a daily basis. They find Him during times of need, like in the midst of a natural disaster or illness, or in times of great joy, like giving birth or...
Speaking of marching for your rights, the citizens of Mexico have their own historic gathering happening this Saturday on the issue of security in their country. Fed up with the state of lawlessness in a nation where kidnappings are...
People en Español knows what’s sexy — bare-chested men molesting dogs while in repose — and what’s not — like women. So that they decided to name novela actor Eduardo Yañez their “Sexiest Man of the Year,” should definitely...
A giant panda was born in Japan - the first to successfully conceived through artificial insemination in about 20 years. Aw, it’s the littlest giant ever! [Mirror] Radiohead’s last show of their U.S. summer tour will be webcast live...
Today is the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have A Dream” speech delivered on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial during the March On Washington for civil rights. It’s also the day Barack Obama, an African...
First came news that Daddy Yankee had endorsed presidential hopeful John McCain. Then, news came out that he had initially approached audaciously hopeful presidential hopeful Barack Obama, but Barack’s people did not want to be publicly associated with the...
Ah, teen journals. We used to write Goth poems about ravens and roses and self-cutting because we were awesomely well-adjusted. Yay! And, of course, we weren’t alone in trying to find something that rhymes with “Netherworld” (Hmm. “Like a...
OMG you guys! I (Alex) am typing this while kind of inebriated, so excuse any / all spelling and grammar atrocities henceforth. Guanababies! Today is Cindy’s birthday! And she neglected to tell us! Which makes her a poop! But,...
We suppose in the town that makes “The Hills,” people have a hard time distinguishing the difference (and relative importance) between real life and reality television. Which may explain why the Los Angeles Times got television critic Robert Lloyd...
Yup, it’s about that time again. Time to splatter friends and strangers alike with buckets of thick, rich, sticky streams of tomato juice. Haha, fun! “Tomatina” is an annual food fight held on the last Wednesday of August in...
Vin Diesel is promoting some new, stupid, probably totally Chronicles-of-Ridic movie we’re not going to watch and is talking about what it’s like to be a dad. Yeah, you’d forgotten about his having a baby with Mexican model Paloma...
A nip in the air and evident on several subway passengers this morning let us know that Fall is just around the corner. And we couldn’t be more excited for it! And with the arrival of Autumn, of course,...
Meet Isis - ANTM’s first transsexual contestant. No Jaslene jokes here. Eva Longoria wore a “Hillary Supporter for Obama” pin at the DNC. Aw! [Scoop] Initially, Anne Hathaway was frightened of Barack Obama. Until she discovered just how articulate...
Political mastermind Daddy Yankee’s public endorsement of John McCain has, obviously, decided this election for us. But did you know he initially approached Barack Obama’s people about an endorsement? And there were all like, “You ain’t our Papi, Daddy.”...
The next time you annoy the rest of us by sharing pictures on Facebook of your stupid baby being mesmerized by a piece of string, you might actually be saving its life. A woman named Madeleine Robb noticed a...
Gloria Estefan is taking her daughter Emily on her tour throughout Spain where the 13-year-old — who plays drums and electric guitar — is proving to be a hit with fans: The mother of Latin Pop sang to a...
If you’ve ever been groped, fondled, leered at or otherwise sexually assaulted, you’ll love this Craigslist message from a Mount Pleasant, Virginia woman to a Latino man who grabbed her ass on the Metro. Did it hurt when I...
See more Kristin Chenoweth videos at Funny or Die There’s nothing funny about addiction, guys. Unless you’re Kristin Chenoweth singing about meth on a satire of the series “Intervention.” She could sing about genocide and exploding puppies and we’d still...
Despite what a lot of haters, like TV hosts and the Catholic Church and some abuelitas shouting at the TV in their rollers, are saying about Ricky Martin’s decision to poop out some twins via surrogate, Chayanne — dark...
Twenty-seven year-old Mayra Rosales in Edingburgh, Texas (that’s in the Rio Grande Valley where all the crazy shit happens) was indicted last week on capital murder charges, stemming from the March 18 death of her 2-year-old nephew, Eliseo Gonzalez...
Kathy Cano-Murillo, otherwise known as Crafty Chica, has designed this cool drawstring, guayabera, laptop bag and will teach you how to make it yourself on her website. (We think it would make a cool purse, too, no?) We’ve been...
Hey look, we found Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrósio’s Facebook profile pic amongst all the scary psychofan ones. And we have to say she looks prettier as an all-natural, pregnant whale than she does in any of those...
Fucking god damn Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s got it all. Children named after fruit and Biblical crap, some husband whose music plays in all the nicest of doctors’ waiting rooms and famous friends like that spicy ginger, Croc-wearing mofo chef...
You know what? We’ll admit it - Watching people tango makes us laugh. Every time. There’s something about its super earnest, try-hardy brand of sexiness that makes us giggle. And this Reuters article on the dance, entitled “Tango competitors...
Beauty! It’s something you can never accomplish, you crusty hag, without the use of complicated gadgetry, ever-evolving techniques and millions of dollars spend on products like face cream made from the ejaculate of endangered albino sea turtles. Hence, the...
Speaking of tripas, one artist in the UK is using discarded sheep stomachs to make delicate, lace-like lamps. That could have been some might delicious haggis, though. We think the lamps look beautiful — they resemble honeycombs in texture...
Assumed singer Chayanne was dead? Us too! Turns out he’s just undead and playing a vampire for 10 episodes on “Gabriel” - a “romantic” miniseries created by Mega TV and Megafilms that’ll make its U.S. premiere this September. His...
A new film coming out in India has been facing some backlash from Hollywood. Not because it failed to offer an excuse for Hollywood’s sexy “Brownface” trend, but because they feel it’s a rip-off of the Harry Potter franchise....
A mother elephant at the Oregon Zoo rejected her calf almost as soon as he was born, Separated from his mom for his own safety, the little ephelump still cries out for her. Zoo staff have been trying to...
My Mexican Shivah is playing through next week at the Quad Cinema, in case you’ve been completely saturated with movies about Mexican Jews. [Ed. note: That was a joke, by the way, for those of you a little new...
We’ll admit to recently becoming obsessed with a cooking blog we’ve stumbled upon - not because we like to or are particularly adept at cooking, but because, for us, food = porn. The blog is “Bread & Honey” and...
Ricky Martin’s decision to hire a surrogate to carry his children has some people’s pantaloons all in a twist. Tell us how you really feel, metidos sinvergüenzas: “Ricky, the truth is that’s it’s bad. I don’t support or applaud...
We thought Roman Abramovich had bought this house? We can’t keep up with rich people shit. Anyway. Contrary to reports that Russian gazillionaire Mikhail Prokhorov purchased Villa Leopolda in France — the most expensive home in the whole, wide...
For many people living in South Florida, malls are often the best entertainment option: They’re free to enter, are usually air-conditioned, contain bathrooms, sell pizza and are full of teenagers. Delish! Mall of the Americas, however, goes the extra...
Alessandra Ambrosio just queefed out a child and she’s already pimping her out to magazines. We’ll spoil it for you: She looks like a baby. [P6] Michael Phelps doesn’t want a girlfriend. Gentlemen, it’s up to you. [Daily Express]...
Local police in Denver have stumbled upon an alleged plot to assassinate presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama with a high-powered rifle on national television at his outdoor acceptance speech in Denver Thursday night. On a routine drunk driving...
Were you under the impression that Dora, of “The Explorer” fame, just wasn’t sexy enough to capture children’s attention and imagination? You’re not alone, SexyTeen4Real. The character is getting a makeover to make her more hot tamale, less baby...
Poor, 68 year-old Adolfo Galán of Granada, Spain just wants to marry his 23 year-old Moroccan girlfriend Eddab Nawal, but the governments of Morocco and Spain find it impossible to believe the couple wants to marry for love. Rude!...
After going through all the trouble of wrasslin’ with the Catholic Church to make abortion a legal option, Mexico City is now grappling with how to make it available for even the poorest women so that they won’t have...
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