8-8-08: It’s Birthday Time For Gabriel, Bitches!
8 August 2008, 3:00 PM. By Guanabee Staff
On this day, many, many, many years ago, when the polar regions had ice caps and Richard Nixon still had a job, God looked down on the earth and said, “yaaaawn.” And that’s when he decided to create the entity known as Gabriel Caro. The spiciest, surliest, hottest tramp in all Puerto Rico. And when America was finally ready, God sent him here to terrify us with his fabulousness. Today we give thanks and celebrate his special day with a big Bronx cheer. Happy birthday, boo. We luuuurve you. Pfffffft!
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And then God patted little Gabriel on the head and exclaimed, “Make it work!” because God is Tim Gunn.
Happy birthday, Gabriel!!!
Happy Berfday Gabriel
Lets have sex
Ciao
Happy Birthday Gabe! You are so happy on that pic!
Aww! Thanks, guys! Woot!
Which one in the photo is Gabe?
Arrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibaaaaaaaaaa Gabe! Happy Birthday!
HBD! May this be your best quinces evah!
Happy Birthday, Gabriel. Why don’t you love me anymore? Oh, and I know you’re hanging out with Cindy today, so make her buy you tons of drinks and then a hamburger with cheddar cheese, guacamole and bacon at 7A. Ok? Ok.
Happy Berfday Gabriel
Let’s have sex
Ciao
Alright, everybody. Let’s have sex already.
Happy Belated Birthday!
I’m a little late with everything lately. Sorry. But I do hope you had sex with as many people as you wanted this weekend. :)