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August

2008

Alessandra Ambrosio Gave Birth To A Baby Girl, Is Already Skinnier Than You

Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, gave birth a baby girl today in Brazil. And she named her “Zima Wittatwist.” No! She named the little booger Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur because she’s fucking classy like that.

Alessandra plans to return to modeling in November, just in time for you to feel terrible about all the Halloween candy your greedy ass binged on.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - AMBROSIO GIVES BIRTH TO BABY GIRL [Contact Music]

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