Amateur Pole Dancing: Basically A Terrible Idea

This delightful video montage of pole dancing routines gone awry is our new favorite thing. It shows both amateurs and seasoned pros falling on their asses (or faces) and reinforces what we’ve always believed: Sexy dancing is the devil’s work!
No, JK, it reinforces our belief that while pole dancing might count as a good workout, it’s not for us normal folk. We mean sure, maybe we dreamed about running away to join Cirque du Soleil last year, but who among us truly thought we could ever cram ourselves into that spandex and place our toes on our forehead? So why do we delude ourselves that we can pole dance successfully?

If this madness is to be stopped, we think women have to band together and say “Sorry, Sugar-buns, I’m not hanging upside down in titty-tassels off a pole to improve my sex-life.”

On top of that, watching this video just makes us feel squeamish ’cause it’s a little too similar to those drunken club nights when we think we’re dancing like champions and then hey look we’re on the floor…

Here’s the video, in all its seedy glory:

Pole Dancing Blooper Montage [Maniacworld.com]