And One More Thing: Meet Tessa, The Cat Who Eats With Utensils
22 August 2008, 5:55 PM. By Daniel Mauser
We’ve heard of teaching cats to shit in a toilet, but never teaching a cat to use utensils - including chopsticks. Meet Tessa. Her owner taught her to eat using a “secret method” because her kids were out of the house and her husband is apparently terrible dinner company. A secret method involving a stapler, maybe. Tesse The Cat enjoys ice cream, noodles, trips to Korea, Oprah Winfrey and fucking haunting your nightmares. And here we thought you could only train a pussy to play ping pong. And, on occasion, to whistle.
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OMFG!! That woman is crazy.
“Tessa has dreams!” No, you have dreams….
Worst case of Dina Lohan Syndrome yet, and it involves a FUCKING CAT
It starts out as sort of whatever. And then sings “This is the way we wash our paws…” And you find yourself on the express train to Crazytown.
I have to wonder if there would be any dire consequences if the cat refused to eat with the utensils? And who the hell rates table manners with a numerical system anyways?
Naturally, when this lady is found dead with a chopstick in her eye, the M.E. might rule it an accident, but we’ll all know the truth, won’t we, Tessa?