And One More Thing: Meet Tessa, The Cat Who Eats With Utensils
We’ve heard of teaching cats to shit in a toilet, but never teaching a cat to use utensils - including chopsticks. Meet Tessa. Her owner taught her to eat using a “secret method” because her kids were out of the house and her husband is apparently terrible dinner company. A secret method involving a stapler, maybe. Tesse The Cat enjoys ice cream, noodles, trips to Korea, Oprah Winfrey and fucking haunting your nightmares. And here we thought you could only train a pussy to play ping pong. And, on occasion, to whistle.
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OMFG!! That woman is crazy.
“Tessa has dreams!” No, you have dreams….
Worst case of Dina Lohan Syndrome yet, and it involves a FUCKING CAT
Posted by Marco | August 23, 2008
It starts out as sort of whatever. And then sings “This is the way we wash our paws…” And you find yourself on the express train to Crazytown.
Posted by Garoto | August 23, 2008
I have to wonder if there would be any dire consequences if the cat refused to eat with the utensils? And who the hell rates table manners with a numerical system anyways?
Posted by Jordan | August 23, 2008
Naturally, when this lady is found dead with a chopstick in her eye, the M.E. might rule it an accident, but we’ll all know the truth, won’t we, Tessa?
Posted by La Barceloneta | August 25, 2008