People can find signs of God anywhere, and on a daily basis. They find Him during times of need, like in the midst of a natural disaster or illness, or in times of great joy, like giving birth or surmounting a great obstacle. Well, we decided to cobble together three examples from today of people finding signs of God in unusual places. “Like the vision of a laughing Satan I get whenever my co-worker bends down to pick up a pencil?” Yes. Exactly like that!

Find God, after the jump:

A Long Island Church

True, God usually prefers to remain strictly borough, but, this time, He gave a lottery winner a sign that he should donate his three million dollars’ worth of winnings to his local church. That money could have bought a Hell of a lot of deliciously crunchy Cheesus snacks. Or delectabley gooey Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwiches. Good Lord, we’re hungry:

Pastor Bertrand Crabbe (Crab) of the True North Community Church of Port Jefferson says the donor, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “This was why God put the ticket in his hands.”

A state lottery official said Wednesday that the church will get at least $102,225 a year through the year 2028. The amount could be higher if withheld taxes are refunded because of the church’s nonprofit status.

Your contributions to Guanabee, which some describe as a “Hellish religious reading experience,” are also tax-deductible. Just FYI.

Two-Headed Baby

Kiron, a two-headed baby boy born Monday in India was thought by many to be a god:

The baby was under police guard after 150,000 people went to the clinic to see the child, who they believed was a god.

Unfortunately, Kiron (is it odd that they gave him only one name?) died today from a fever soon after his birth because his family could not afford to take him to a hospital for treatment. Real helpful, those followers.

Jesus On A Moth

Christmas on a cracker, it’s Jeebus on a moth! A man found an image of Jesus on the back of a moth in Pittsburgh, Texas. Locals are apparently all in all excited over this stupid moth, who is probably totally hating God after having been caught:

Finding Jesus on a bug is, at least, a little more palatable than finding Him, say, chilling in your lungs.

LI church gets $3M lottery from member [Newsday]
Two-headed baby dies after fever [Mirror]
A wing and a prayer [CNN]