Aw Hell No: Katie Holmes Stole Our Haircut
Stop. The. Motherfucking presses. Katie Holmes has cut her hair! People all over the place are chiming in with their take on the new style! WE’RE A COUNTRY AT WAR! Also, it was our haircut first:
Stylists are greeting the new ‘do with mixed reviews.
“I’m personally not crazy about the look on anyone,” says celebrity stylist and beauty expert Billy Lowe, adding that the cut with its soft neckline reminds him of a wig. “I liked her much better in the bob. I thought it was really sophisticated, very chic and very trendy.”
Billy Lowe is a turd, with bits of hair stuck in it. Let’s hear from a smarter person with no authority on the matter:
Stacy London, co-host of TLC’s “What Not to Wear,” raved about the cut, saying it fit her face and her fashion persona much better.
“This whole sort of fashion evolution since becoming Mrs. Tom Cruise, I think it has taken her time to find her sea-legs,” says London. “This haircut is clearly a step in the right direction.
That’s more like it. So, yes. If all of a sudden we see a lot of people with a “pixie haircut” that is actually “suburban mom hair” please be advised: It was totally our mistake hairstyle first.
And we totally didn’t even do it because our husband programmed gay robots to force us to.
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In that pic she is looking like a straight up lezzbian.
Posted by Fredo | August 08, 2008
She looks like a little boy and Tom sure likes little boys!
Posted by Patrick | August 08, 2008
Well maybe SOME PEOPLE find looking like a little boy lesbian rather cute!
Posted by ...dijo Alex | August 08, 2008
From the desk of The Cruise Missile
Hi Honey!
I LOVE the new ‘do! You look totally hawt and doable! I’m jumping on the couch in anticipation.
If you had time to pick up the strap-on, meet me at home in an hour. I’ll be face down.
Toodles,
Your “husband”
Posted by escobar | August 08, 2008
She’s had this haircut for some time now, Alex. (Not that I dispute you cut your hair first) Also, I’m sorry, but I cut my hair short recently as well. I keep forgetting my thick hair doesn’t do well shorter than the chin line.
Also, I’m surprised you didn’t have anything to say about her horrible rolled-up pants trend. D-Listed keeps posting pictures of it and it’s truly heinous. Isn’t Katie Holmes, like, 5’9? You’d think someone who’s tall would have trouble finding pants that are long enough, not pants that aren’t short enough.
Posted by Fat Elvis | August 08, 2008
@ Fat Elvis: God, those jeans. I feel like if maybe I don’t mention them, they’ll go away and people won’t be stupid enough to start wearing them just because some celebrity with a sexy lesbian boy haircut does.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | August 08, 2008
doesn’t michelle williams have(or had) that haircut?
Posted by la roncha | August 08, 2008
Pretty!!
Posted by marytza | August 08, 2008