For all the fun we poke at Token Mexican In The Media, George Lopez, (seen here farting with his daughter) we usually genuinely like his stand-up and we wish good things for him. Funny thing. Fabulous things! Things that don’t require a career-squashing stint on “Dancing With The Stars.”

Look, we think it’d be really cute seeing him dance. But that’s not where his talents lie, you know? And after Mario Lopez and Cristian de la Fuete did the whole “sexy, dancing Latino thing” (a thing they do very well and an image they each have kind of built their entire careers on), George Lopez would only look like, uh. Kind of a fool? You’re better than forgettable turns on D-List shows for entertainers with stalled careers, George. Some of George doing what he does best — stereotypin’ while poking fun at them — after the jump:

We’re still waiting for this revelation from our grandmother:

At first we were like, “Ugh, there he goes! Doing an impression of a stereotype without adding any critique or insight.” But, like, then we realized, yeah, this is pretty much our ex:

And this is kind of long, but our very favorite clip from “Why You Crying?” God, the hot dogs on folded Wonderbread:

George Lopez to be on “Dancing with the Stars”?? [Lossip]