Ah, fascinating. It’s like watching every self-important college Poli Sci major’s T-shirt come to life. And this time you’re not even tripping on shrooms in his dorm room while he plays you a Dave Matthews song on his guitar.

This is the official, pero like, super official poster for Steven Soderbergh’s 4-hour circle jerk session, Che: El Argentino. [Ed. note: Well put me in a labor camp and execute my family! Wasn’t Che, like, totally a Cuban?!] Yeah, please, don’t even act like this isn’t a bukkake session all over an Oscar statue. Because there are two sure-fire ways to land an Academy Award nomination: Play a dead historical figure or, if you’re a fairly pretty actress with a low BMI, wear “ugly, fat lady” make-up while making out with another woman. Plus, if you’ve already got a won big in Cannes, you’re golden.

New Poster for Soderbergh’s Che [The Moving Picture]