Luiza Caetano de Lima, a 29-year-old Brazilian cook, was arrested for carrying 350 grams of cocaine in her vaginal cavity. She was intercepted on a bus on the Paraguayan border. Sadly, this ruined her plan of dropping off the drugs into a garbage can in some border town, where it would later be picked up by someone else. Presumably while wearing gloves?

This is why you do not do coke, babies. You don’t know whether they’ve been queefed out of a stranger’s coca chocha and into a random border town trash can before making their way up your nose and along your gumline. We like to know these things for certain.

Cozinheira presa com cocaína na vagina [Pantanal News]