A California woman, distraught after the death of her dog Booger, paid South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone it. The resulting five new Boogerlets, born from a surrogate mother, were created using cells from Booger 1’s ear. And GOD are they the cutest little ear dogs evaaarrrr! We’ll bet Bernannnnnn just stays home playing with her Boogers all day. In the spirit of “many puppies doing things that are cute and being all squirmy,” please check out our very favorite puppy video and our preferred way of dying, should we ever be allowed to choose:

Attack!