“CollarUp” Prevents Condom Slippage, Any Actual Chance Of Intercourse

If you’re worried about condoms slipping off during sex and refuse to simply encourage your man not to try and call a pole bean a cucumber, then perhaps you should invest in “CollarUp” - harness used to keep condoms in place when having sex with a muscular shadow-man:

CollarUp is Safe, Effective, Easy to use, Reusable, and Inexpensive. Can it be just the thing to use with a condom to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of venereal disease? Try it, if you want to use it with your condom, be our guest. Let us know what you discover. With proper use and cleaning, it will last longer than a case of contraceptives.

So, longer one night and six 40’s? High five!

All of that and it doesn’t get in the way of your “good time.” At $12.95 each, you can’t afford not to get one. What are you waiting for? ORDER NOW and let the good times roll, and grind, and push, and…

You know. We’ve never really been a fan of popping collars. And, to be honest, we’ve never been with any guy who had a problem with condom slippage. Not because they were particularly gigantic, but because they always managed to buy condoms that fit them. As such, we don’t really see the need for a condom harness unless it’s somehow tied to the ceiling and involves a gimp mask. But to each his own, no?

Protect Yourself [Collar Up]