Now if only McCain would get that same greasy bang haircut as Daddy Yankee. THEN i’d vote for him.

I’m ready to give my Puerto Rican card back. I mean, does Daddy Yankee even know how to read? Makes me wanna punch him right in the cocksucker. Then again, Puerto Ricans love the republicans. It’s that whole Master/Slave thing.

Puerto Ricans can’t even vote for President, can they? File this under “Pointless”.

Of course now that he has millions, he would vote for mccain…traitor! Mccain has the nerve to call Barack a celeb, sheesh. This country is going to hell in a handbasket.

CONYO MENG…DADDY YANKEE HAS LET ME DOWN….I GUESS HE’S LOOKING FOR THE “WHITE FANS” NOW….NOT A BAD MOVE FOR BUSINESS, BUT HE COULD ALSO BE INFLUENCING ALOT OF YOUNG FANS/PEOPLE TO MAKE THE WRONG DECISION JUST BASED ON HIS “POLITICAL VIEWS“…ANYWAY , MY QUESTION IS WHY THE HELL IS HE WORRIED ABOUT “IMMIGRATION ISSUES” IF HE’S FROM PUERTO RICO, LAST I KNEW WE THAT DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH US OR OUR PEOPLE OVER AT THE ISLA BONITA…MAKES ME WONDER, HMMM??

SORRY ABOUT THE “WE” I WROTE IN ERROR ON MY LAST SENTENCE….(SKIP IT WHEN READING MY COMMENT, LOL)

Maybe he didn’t know that Reggaetoneros couldn’t be chosen for Vice Presidents.

COCOTAZO para el Daddy!

Gee;

I used to like his music.

Now all his CDs will go in the garbage.

How stupid does a latino have to be to be a republican?

i respect daddy yankee now for not being so obamacrazed i think mccain as arizona gov knows latinos, more than obama does. mccain knows the issues. obama hasn’t done ANYTHING for the great state of illinois where i live, that’s for sure. he was there at the right place at the precise moment and alan keyes never should have opened his fat mouth…

But wait, isn’t Arizona the state that is driving out the immigrant population through super-strict laws? Because, that, to me, is understanding and compassion for the Latino community…

psssh! Who needs Daddy Yankee when Obama has Pharrell! Now thats what I call a man…

wow.. misoginists unite. Is McCain going to suggest that his wife participate in the wet t-shirt concert while dancing “Gasolina”?

Maybe one of those Harvard students could tell me how to say “ignorant asshole” in Reggaetonian.

@ Latin_Princess:
I may not be Harvard educated but I’m the closest you’ll come to one amongst the commenters in this post, so I’ll tell you how to say “ignorant asshole” in Reggaetonian…

“Hijoeputa democrata vendio de mierda que le huele el cula al mamao de Osama de churra ese a pesar de que los democratas son mas fasistas que Castro, pa’ colmo fundaron el cucuxclan y se creen que cagan mas arriba del culo a pesar de que son mas tierra que un gargajo verde”.

OK you’re welcome.

@josefaRod:

Puerto Rico born US Citizens can vote for president if they hold residence in any of the 50 states, this includes part-time residence.

@yukafeca:
Que acomplejao eres!! Please give your PR card back already… I suspect it wasn’t yours in the first place.

@ the others hating on DY for endorsing McCain…

1) If it is wrong for DY to care about migra issues because he is a US citizen, then I guess that also leaves ALL of the voters out of the issue, so this leaves us with the only people who should acre according to your logic… illegal US residents who can’t even vote in condo association elections.

2) Concerning the fact that DY is a riff raff reggatonero (I believe DMauser would call him naco?,) the guy holds a BA in Accounting from a US accredited University (no, it is not Harvard) so in the scheme of things, he does have more of a brain than he is given credit for. His is a brain that has been trained to be analytical and process complex situations and come to a conclusion based on the facts he is been given.
I don’t blame you for being baffled by DY’s statements, as this clearly goes against mindlessly repeating whatever simple-minded, herd mentality bullshit Barry’s fans are used to.

@ the Guanabee staff, esp. D Mauser:

It is obvious that you are part of this herd mentality cult of personality syndrome with regards to your pet du jour Obama. I wonder if you can see the irony in the fact that your idol Barry-O* used to faithfully attend a church where his preacher/mentor used publicly spew an incredible amount of hateful speech against anything not straight and Muslim African American, namely Jews, Hispanics, Whites and Gays amongst others (I believe you are the four of them rolled into one?)
This sort of bullshit reminds me of the Chinese Cultural Revolution, when young and brainless Chinese would idolize Mao and carry with them at all times the little red book of Mao sayings. If Barry-O wins he should publish his own little book of sayings (but this one should be chocolate color, yes a little chocolate book, because he is tall serving of milk-chocolate.) That way, when you don’t know how to proceed in life, you can just go all WWBOD and consult his little book of infinite wisdom.

*(OMG I have his new street name, Barry-O, get it? Barrio, like, how street is dat?!!, wow!! Top that McCain!)

@ boricua biatch: Um, logorrhea much? It’s very cute how you’re trying to defend Daddy’s actions, while throwing stones from your glass house at his dissenters. Or, as you more succinctly put it:

“His is a brain that has been trained to be analytical and process complex situations and come to a conclusion based on the facts he is been given.”

To which we can only add to the mix said complex situation, and let DY’s words speak for themselves:

“Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa’ que le den…
(Duro!) Mami, ya yo se que tu no te me vas a quitar…
(Duro!) Lo que me gusta es que tu te dejas llevar…
(Duro!) Todos los weeken’es ella sale a vacilar..
(Duro!) Mi gata no para de janguear, porque…

A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)”

Complex? Definitely. Analytical, not so much. And if you’re wondering where the irony lies in all of this, it may have something to do with a female defending misogynistic and violent lyrics from a talentless, money-hungry “artist” who can’t tell an asshole from an alcapurria. Having celebrity endorsements is ultimately bullshit, because really, who gives a fuck. Having to read your vituperative scorn against people with whom you don’t agree, now that’s frightening. Although perhaps not as frightening as the image of Daniel eating pinga.

@ Daniel: Now that you’re officially gay, we should totally fuck.

@ boricua biatch: have fun at the republican national convention. they are just dying for latin peeps like you and daddy yankee. one tip: come up with new racist and stereotypical names for obama. the Barry, Osama and chocolate milk thing are so Rush Limbaugh.

@ Faggotyekke:

Wow man, like, you know a big word, like, logorrhea!!! Vituperative scorn!! You blow me away! You owned my ass!! Like, YOWSA!! How many minutes did it take you to look these big words in google???
Are you, like, a desktop academic?
As for someone who has so little regards for a reggaetton artist, you certainly know his song lyrics very well.
As for logorrhea, hmm, let me give you a sample of logorrhea, loser de mierda…
I don’t think “Daddy” (wow, retard, much?) needs my defense. Why do you assume I have a glass house, What the fuck are you even talking about?? I pointed out that 98% of you sheep here are ganging up on someone because they represent a lower social strata and how he embarrasses YOU personally, yakacaca, as a card carrying member of the boricua race, while at the same time mocking him for having a potentionally controversial individual opinion. I had to point out the fact the he has a degree that requires analytical skills to complete. This means that although he is ghetto and cafre he is not a complete moron. I don’t even like his music, but I can discern between style and brain matter.
On a side note, you may have been able to find logorrhea by googling, but you obviously lack the reading comprehension skills to understand the meaning of it, as evidenced by your own long and nonsensical response to my 18 word sentence directed at you. You obviously were able to read the words I wrote. That is contrary to what your logorrhea means, maybe you have gonorrhea in the brain?
Where the hell did you read that I defended his lyrics? do they need defending? why? where do you get that they are violent and misogynistic? to quote Iggy Pop “What the hell what the heck?!?!”
Oh, BTW, I don’t think Mauser likes boricua card carrying maricones newyoricans como tu. He likes them blanquitos y de la clase alta de Mejico, (no indiecito doctors like that cholo from Hopkins either) or preferably de la realeza Europea. Anything but a Puerto Rican.

@ me:

Actually, memao, Latins like me are the type the defies stereotypes. Starting with the skin color, the academic degree, open to experiencing new cultures, musical taste… etc. You should be grateful for Latins like me. As a matter of fact, as a blanquita Latina (Puertorra to boot!!!) The only suffering I’ve endured has been from “enlightened” white “liberals” who hate the fact that they can’t put me in the poor-brown-exotic-ignorant-victim box that they so carefully built for us LATINOS in their little brains. The only thing that I can tell you they get right about me being a woman of the Latin persuasion, is the sense of pride in my appearance that people like this seem to lack. As for attending conventions, umm, wow are you really that stupid?? I don’t need to attend any convention, I am not a lobbyist or politician, nor some old money political family member to be attending any convention whether Democrat or Republican. besides, All I need to do to make my opinion count is head to the ballots on Nov 4 and tada! done.
As for your assertion that I have to “come up with new racist and stereotypical names for obama. the Barry, Osama and chocolate milk thing are so Rush Limbaugh.” Wow, talking about projecting your own racist thoughts huh!

@boricua biatch: it seems as though all you need to make your opinion count is to blab in an anonymous comment section of a blog while using bad words. what a classy lady.

btw, you are not the only latin with light skin, a college degree and an open mind. i am the same and there are pleny of others. we should be grateful for you? ha! maybe you can crack a joke after all.

@Memalonga:
Wow, I never thought my opinion counted when I blabbed in an anonymous forum. Your’s sure as hell doesn’t and I’m unconcerned whether my opinion counts here or not, I just feel compelled to respond to an idiotic group of sheep who can only regurgitate myths they perceived to be enlightened. It’s easy breezy, and I do it because I can. Also the cruel streak in me kind of enjoys it when I (sin querer queriendo of course) hit the acomplejao raw spot some people have here. I wouldn’t waste my time engaging in a pseudo-political debate with people like you in the real-world.
Just a question, what the fuck is a “bad word?” Are you referring to my cursing, or are are you attempting to correct my grammar?
And what do you consider a “classy lady?”
What do you mean by that? You don’t deserve classy, least of all a “classy lady” whatever that means (talking about open minded lol) who the hell do you think you are, seriously? So according to your own perception of what a woman should be, all submissive and coy. Well, mema, if I was a classy anything I wouldn’t be here endorsing this pretty unclassy blog responding to all these unclassy comments. I sure don’t expect “class” here, as this is not an important forum for intelligent debate and or sophisticated discourse. I prefer to save my classiness, for situations where a modicum of decorum is expected of me, and as far as I know this is not the blog for the Economist or the Harvard Review, so please, and this goes to evereyone who likes to read this stupid albeit slightly entertaining blog… FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE “CLASSY” BULLSHIT PRETENTION WHEN RESPONDING TO COMMENTS YOU DON’T LIKE!!!!!
Oh, a final word about your stupid ” I the same, light skin, a college degree and an open mind” Umm, weren’t you just bitchin’ about how “republicans” hate Latins because of their skin color?

i am happy to say that i am not an obsessed obama supporter.
NO ONE is ever going to tell me i have to vote for that jr. senator because i am latina. wake up ppl. honestly HONESTLY what is so amazing about this man. what has he done for you. you want “change”???? wtf. it is all a show and he’s got all the ppl behind him who put him there, for what reason ? to control his ass

Boricua Biatch is certainly living up to that name. I also like that she wrote “Your’s.” It is not supposed to have an apostrophe. A well educated woman with plenty of time to write that much should know at least that.

@ get a life:
Wow, touché, I-don’t-have-a-sex-life!! You are Einstein and Mark Twain together mixed in a floppy blubbery fat assed body. Your’s, man I didn’t know how to write yours, because you now I have to watch my grammar in such an important forum. Like you caught me using an APOSTROPHE incorrectly, that is such a proof of my lack of life and lack of education and brains you fucking little asswipe. Anyway why the fuck do you assume I have plenty of time? What the hell, first the class and now the typoes? If you think anybody should care enough to spend their time spell-checking anonymous and inconsequential comments in a barely read Latin entertainment blog, I think you are the one who needs to get a life, my mickey mouse politics friend.

Yes! It worked. I’ve just been messing with you this whole time. I would write a few sentences poking at small things just to see if you would respond. And you did! I guess I was just pushing buttons. (I knew the “classy” thing would work.) Thanks for playing along. Like you said, this is anonymous and inconsequential, so what does it matter? Still, I can’t wait to read what you’ll write next.

first, let me say that i’m an avid reader of guanabee.com. i heart you guys hardcore; keep doing what you’re doing.

second, daddy yankee’s decision to endorse john mccain is a hot tranny mess. click below for my full response:
http://ricoxisme.wordpress.com/2008/08/26/daddy-yankee-womp/

third, OBAMA-biden ‘08, f’sho!

in solidarity,
aldo