I was raised by parents who didn’t have much. We didn’t use whole pieces of paper towel. We shared, or used rags. Mom didn’t even want us flushing all the time.

Too much information, Mendes.

Eva’s usually cast in action flicks, so she’s proud of her upcoming role in The Women, her first chick flick. We’d be proud of her too, except she plays an animal-print-wearing homewrecker. Awwwesome. Maybe by next year she’ll have graduated to “the sympathetic friend.” Or who knows, maybe they’ll make her ugly like Charlize Theron in Monster? Apparently women can’t be both beautiful AND good actresses. Just like women can’t chew gum and walk at the same time (fact!)

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Eva orders a coffee and dumps in a side of espresso. “Cubans don’t drink regular coffee,” she says. “We basically drink petroleum.”

And here we thought Cubans only drank the sweet waters of communism.

“Annette [Benning]’s got taste and class. She reminds me of one of those women back in the ‘40’s and ‘50’s. They weren’t afraid to say fuck. They were in your face, but they were also ladies…I strive to be like that.”

Come, chiquita, let Guanabee teach you the way.

Eva Wants You! [Marie Claire]