Mark this moment on your Twitter or whatever. We’ve hired our first Caucasian writer and her name is Camilla Rowan. That’s her on the right engaging in one of those those activities that white people do. And also she’s so cool! Besides hailing from Alex Alvarez’ alma mater Columbia University, Camilla also happens to be supremely funny and talented, (read: is willing to work for slave wages), which is great because it is SO hard to find good help these days. In fact, she’s already begun regaling you with some high-larious posts these past couple of weeks and you didn’t even know the difference. That’s right, Guanabee’s been Pepsi Challenging you with a gringa.

So please give her your warmest applause, won’t you, as she takes on such beats as whatever the rest of us don’t want to touch (hey, we don’t have a pecking order around here for nothing), travel, culture and internet trends. And if you still can’t accept it (or as our dad says, “assept it”), save your tomatoes for her own self-intro which will be coming up shortly. Until then, Bienvenidos, Camilla!