You know when you wake up and you have that kind of nasty eye moco situation going on? Did you ever sort of look it and think, “This looks hot and I kind of want to rock it for the rest of the day, with perhaps Nine Inch Nails playing in the background while it dangles seductively from my eyeball?” Well, OMG, do we ever have the gift for you! We suspect, given the “Eye Jewelry” creator’s website, that this is not so much “the natural progression of belly rings” but, rather, “art.” Which is fine. Call it what you will. We really, really want to go to a party where someone is wearing this. Perhaps at the apartment of an eye-level coat hanger enthusiast.

Eye Jewelry Movie [Erick Larenbeek]