TuesdayAugust122008

Forget Montauk: Texas Has Video Of The Chupacabra!

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This thing looks like a dog at first glance, but check the snout in that freeze frame. That is no dog, its the Chupacabra! What’s more, it looks remarkably like the thing that washed up on shore in Montauk, NY last month. Could this be end times? Or just the greatest viral campaign to ever hit America?

There’s video after the jump shot by a deputy-in-training from Dewitt County, Texas, home of Cuero, Texas aka home of the chupacabra! He says this creature is a chupacabra. And when a Dewitt County deputy-in-training speaks, we think you all know what that means. Sheck it:

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Actually, I think it would be better known as “Cuero, Home of Mutant Coyotes And A Wicked Speed Trap”. I swear, it has to be the slowest freakin’ spot on 183 between I-10 and I-37 when going from Austin to Corpus Christi (or back). But they do sell cane sugar Dr. Pepper in 20 oz. plastic bottles at the convenience stores there (and in Gonzales, and at the Loves on I-10 in Luling), so they get extra credit on that.

That thing is a warthog.

I have seen a lot of animals, but never one quite like this. Makes you wonder!

Dang! I’m from Texas, and even though Nashville’s my home now, I’ve NEVER seen anything like that!! No wonder we celeb-bashers call evil stylist Rachel Zoe “The Chupacabra”. Goat sucker of starlets…seducing them into Nicole Ritchie-like starvation. Or the new craze…Pregorexia! Yikes!

I’m stumped. What would you serve that thing with, red wine or white?

@Stuart Reb Donald: Lone Star, obvs.

Uh, if I know anything from growing up Mexican, that is a damn dog/wolf hybrid mutant thing. And don’t they look goat-y, hence Chupacabra? And with a little spine thingy going down its back?

I’m led to believe real ones look like so.
http://upsidedownhippo.com/archives/Chupacabra_Illustration.jpg

aww, that makes me sad. I saw this last week on TV, and there was a DNA test done, and it’s a canine. no story here. move along. now that the montauk monster has been revealed to be a prop from some horror film w/ Rob Schneider, all our cryptids are gone. GONE.

@ La Cindy. I would recommend a Shiner Bock, a refreshing taste to wash down something that gamey looking.

@ chupachup:
Aren’t all Rob Schneider movies horror films?

stupid hicks…

ITS AN INTELLIGENT LOOKING WARTHOG SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE TEXAN.

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!

They thing come by my house I kill it

Look at that Sum u Bich run………. He hallin @$$

@ James

It looks a lot like a warthog from profile but I’m not convinced that’s what it is.

@Stephen: You may comment when you show signs of intelligence yourself. Here’s your sign.

Chupacabra video
http://www.goingon.com/permalink/post/28631

beware :Chupacabra scary

That is an interesting creature. It is not quite a dog, and yet from the back resembles the dog family. This may be a new one for us, but I bet the scientists know more about this creature. As long it does not bite or hurt anyone that is good. Should you let it just run wild?

Is it a wild animal? Should it not be shooed away from the public? I would hate to see it hurt or kill anyone. Having it in custody will give you the chance to study it further.

attn: chupachup You’re wrong. the one that they did dna testing on was another one. it turned out to be a mangy coyote. this one got away. keep your facts straight. keep hope alive!

it’s just a case of some good old texas inbreeding

Looks like it needs a day in the smoker and some BBQ sauce.

What’s my ex-wife doing in Texas runnin’ around naked?

wht is that??? isnt the chupacabra supposed to be in mexico.
or that thing can fly and jump over the US/mexico border line and the wall?

Can’t be a hog of any kind. It has paws, not hooves.

Chupacabra remains have been tested and found to be probably a dog/coyote hybrid. Or an alien creature of some type - not!

YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET.I AM A REAL ALIEN AND WE ARE TIRED TO LIVE UNDERGROUND THE NEXT ANIMAL YOU GOING TO SEE IS A VERY STRANGE CREATURE THAT FLIES.DO NOT HARM US OR UL BE REGRET YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

So this is what our cops are doing while on duty?And heck why didn’t he shot that thang?Maybe he they should stop smoking their donuts.

God, people are such dumbasses. It’s a DOG for Christ’s sake! People will believe anything.

It is kermit going to a Halloween party.

you are all nuts. why do you americans believe in all those things.

It’s just a coyote with a skin condition, like mange, causing a lot of hair loss.

Its half warthog half labredor!
Thats what happens when you let damn dog drink tequila

This animal is known as kazaki. i use to have them in my backyard but then it disapeared. I just found it here. oh my poor kazaki

Sorry guys, being realistic. that is “not’ a warthog. I have hunted warthogs many times. That is NOT even close to being a warthog or a hybrid coyote or dog.

Its definitley a Old breed of Canine animal. It moves like a canine with its loping motion. Its amazing something like this can remain hidden for all these years. Dont’ know if its the Chupacabra or Not, but it sure is something that we have never seen before.

Late!

I thought only steers and queers came from Texas….Looks like there may be more….If the damn rednecks and illegal immigrants would quit letting their dogs breed faster than they do (or AS fast as they do) you probably wouldn’t have as many mutated animals as you do. Just goes to show you though…..Chupacabra…..it’s what’s for dinner…..and could be the next white meat.
Bon Appetite’

It’s a small to medium sized dog with a mask

I think the deputy’s own suspect genetic make up and his haircut disqualify him as a wildlife commentator due to the potential conflict of interest.

from mexico? maybe it’s looking for a landscaping job,or just waiting to recieve amensty from the U.S. Congress.

In mexico they call this food.

If that’s a coyote (or any kind of canine), I wouldn’t be having hometown pride like those guys. I’d be testing the water.

Looks like an English bull terrier to me.

Did anyone notice that around :14 it barked?

Photoshopped!

Weird. There’s definitely something out there breeding true to form. There’s just too many of them all looking alike to be some aberrant isolated case.

THAT THING IS A DOG AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT

Even if it is some form of wild dog dose not meenit is not unknown. No one knowes what the Chupacabra is, it may be a form of wild dog. That dose not make it less unreal. After all Okapis where thote to be fake but they are most certinly real zoos have them on exibit. Oh and there is know way it is a wart hog from some one that has stood next to a warthog there is nothing simller what so ever other then the nose.

its real …gerçekten çok ilginç bir yaratık

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