The news that Freddy Prinze, Jr. has signed onto the creative team at World Wrestling Entertainment may sound like an April Fool’s joke or a bullshit story from Montauk, but in fact, it’s true. A press release went out two days ago that, frankly, we were too busy to report on until now. Which goes to show you how much interest Freddy Prinze, Jr. garners from the media and probably explains why he’s decided to take his career on this particular trajectory. How the Scoobylicious have fallen. The release says Freddy will take a behind the scenes role contributing to WWE’s weekly television and pay-per-view programs, but the best part of this story is the blog post Freddy left on the WWE website where he explains his thinking by getting all defensive cholo!

…A personal msg to my buddy back in L.A. who said I would never leave hollywood…

Did his buddy not see Down To You?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (the following is still directed toward my buddy)

So just remember vato, while you’re acting on that set, jumping through hoops and worrying about your make-up … I’ll be straight kickin’ it with Flair son, WOOOOOOOOOO! OH IN YOUR FACE!!! IN YOUR FACE SON!!! Hey how’d you like doing that interview where you got asked mad personal questions even though they promised they wouldn’t, ON NATIONAL TV?!?!?! OH SNAP!!

Oh, snap, indeed. You sure told that vato, Freddy. But what about Freddy’s fans? The ones he’s inspired to get into showbiz?

BE A WRESTLER!!!

I’m not joking. There are less people trying to be wrestlers than actors, the odds alone are in your favor. You want to be creative? ask Jeff Hardy if he gets the chance to express himself? you want to show the world you can act? then come act? Ask Dwayne The Rock Johnson how wrestling worked out for him? “but freddie, i’m into MMA.” That’s cool, come do it in the wrestling ring. Last time I checked, MMA wasn’t banging down your door, and for what anyway? Get your grill re-arranged it 19-20 so when you’re 28 and your body hurts you finally get a chance to maybe be on a televised card so you can …… wait for it …… wait for it …. MAKE NO DOUGH AND GET YOUR FACE REARRANGED AGAIN!!! only to never be on tv again, because you lost. I can’t remember the last time Santino won a match (Tag team don’t count) but homey is working. WRESTLING PEOPLE! You know you want some. Now come and get some!

Wait. Wrestling is…FAKE?

Just to say thanks … and wooo. [WWE]