Fun Facts From Florida!: We Grow Pot In Shopping Malls
26 August 2008, 12:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez
For many people living in South Florida, malls are often the best entertainment option: They’re free to enter, are usually air-conditioned, contain bathrooms, sell pizza and are full of teenagers. Delish! Mall of the Americas, however, goes the extra mile by growing veritable forests of marijuana. Bro, we know where we’re hanging out this weekend, right dog?:
The marijuana plants were being grown in a hydroponics operation in a second-floor storage area, Central Florida News 13 reported Sunday.
The plants were 3-6 feet tall, the Miami TV station said.
That’s taller than most boys in Miami!
Those responsible for growing the illegal crop were still at large. The mall’s management was said to be cooperating with the investigation.
File this under “Unsurprising.” Mall of the Americas is basically the trashiest mall in both Dade and Broward counties. It’s entirely comprised of 99 cent stories and kiosks selling belly chains and “Tomy Hilfinger” tank tops.
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True, so many Miami boys are shorter than the average bear / marijuana plant.
Tackiest mall in Dade AND Broward Counties? Well now.. THAT is tacky….
We used to call it Mall of the Refs back in the day.
Sheesh!!. What the fuck are you people scoffing at? I for one am pleasantly surprised that once totally Latin ghetto MOA has jumped on the hydroponic, homegrown on the US of A, good for you organic produce.
hawhawhawhaw
that’s uber funny.
damn miami boys and their short little legs.
roflcopter.