Gallery: Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt Are Like Real, Human Babies. With Jolie Lips
5 August 2008, 11:15 AM. By Guanabee Staff
Hey everybody, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twin babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline had their picture taken. And it’s here. Aren’t you excited? No? Well, perhaps you’ll be more interested to know that in the record setting 15 million dollar exclusive with Hello! magazine, Angelina puts to rest any rumors of her having to resort to in vitro fertilization to conceive. According to the article, not only is the couple infinitely fuckable, but they also remain as fertile as the Napa Valley. (Sorry, Jen.) Brad also adds that Angelina is breast feeding. “We try to get them to eat simultaneously for the sake of time management, but it gets a little crowded at the bar.” Hahahahha, right? A gallery of the entire, sickening family is after the jump.
The Jolie-Pitt Family with new twins Knox an Vivienne [Bricks and Stones via]
Los bebes de Angie (scans en español) [Oh No They Didn't]
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I’m sorry, I know you are supposed to love all children equally or whatever but little “troubled” Pax is totally the one I’d kidnap. Now when are they going to buy a nice Guatemalteca?
WHO THE FUCK CARES about random babies? God damn.
Regardless of what others think, I think some DNA doesn’t need to be reproduced, but these babies are gorgeous - and lucky.
David you suck! You probably have ugly babies or no babies - JERK!