Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: TMI, Fredo? Plus… An Honorable Mention

We haven’t done a Commenter Shout-Out in a while because, save for those by the same few people who are consistently witty / insightful / articulate / hot, most of the comments have been little turd nuggets floating in the toilet bowl that is the internet. There were, however, a few little floaters that made their way above the rest. And those belonged to Fredo.

So let’s take a moment, flush away all the crap, and focus on what magical morsels Fredo’s excreted this week. And that, friends, is how you kill a metaphor:

Re: Sugar, Spice, Etc: Do Toys Teach Kids How To Be Girls And Boys?

This doesnt sound as fun as a bedazzler.

Even with the constraints of gender imposed toys and expected behavior, children can find a way to adapt. I wasn’t allowed Barbies as a kid so instead my GI Joes where lovers and shared a home made from a Reebox shoebox.

TMI? Probably.

Re: Latino Beginnings Takes A Look At What It’s Like Being Gay, Latino And Awesome

Being a gay latino in america is like this; everyone thinks you are super horny and have romantic super powers. All the gheys want you in bed cause they think you will rock their whitebread world like never before…and its true, we will.

Re: Watchando: Hopes The Stork Leaves Eva An Extra Surprise On The Way Out

Good luck Eva! Shouldn’t be too hard to get sperminated seeing as how you are of Mexican descent! HAY-O!!!! ZING!!!!1! Haha I kid I kid, but seriously you should be knocked up in no time.

And, because we’re all about illegal aliens up in here, here’s this week’s honorable mention:

Re: Forget Montauk: Texas Has Video Of The Chupacabra!

YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET.I AM A REAL ALIEN AND WE ARE TIRED TO LIVE UNDERGROUND THE NEXT ANIMAL YOU GOING TO SEE IS A VERY STRANGE CREATURE THAT FLIES.DO NOT HARM US OR UL BE REGRET YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

Posted by TLALCUITL | August 14, 2008

We had always thought our commenters a little spacey. Xochtl xortle. Have a lovely weekend, turdlets.