We weren’t going to initially do a Commenter Shout-Out this week because we got mostly a lot of people arguing about whether or not Puerto Rico rocks / sucks / is a state / a ghetto / a planet / a figment of one’s imagination / a gangster’s paradise / a place, until someone, just a moment ago, wrote something that made us laugh so hard we spilled our beer.

So, Cacy, congratulations. And you owe us a beer:

Re: Ay No: George Lopez Might Be On “Dancing With The Stars”

Why is he looking like Charles Bronson lately? WHY???

Haha! And also omg yes. But, you know what? If we could be anyone, we would be Charles Bronson circa Death Wish, if only because then strange men wouldn’t “accidentally” place their hands on our thighs in the subway. Or slash our newspapers with a knife. If we read newspapers. Or could read:

Now, shoo! Let’s get our weekends started.