Gwen Stefani Finally Popped Out A Hobbit Named Zuma
Gwen Stefani neatly folded away her collection of Japanese girls in order to shit out a baby. Seems about right, given she’s been pregnant for what seems like three and a quarter years.
The baby, a boy, is named “Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale” because Gwen Stefani fucking hates her children. He joins Gwen’s two-year-old son, Kingston.
Congratulations, Horrible Gwen. And good luck, little guy.
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Have a Boy! [People]
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Gwen Stefani neatly folded away her collection of Japanese girls in order to shit out a baby.
Priceless. Hahahaha.
Posted by Ana | August 22, 2008
Zuma? As in Moctezuma? Good grief. That kid doesn’t even have a decent middle name to fall back on. I grew up with a guy who called himself Rock but it might have had something to do with his drug addiction.
Posted by Latin_Princess | August 22, 2008
I think she meant to call the kid Zima Nestea.
Obviously a typo.
Posted by WillP | August 24, 2008