Gwyneth Paltrow Does Everything - Including Speak Spanish - Better Than You Can

Fucking god damn Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s got it all. Children named after fruit and Biblical crap, some husband whose music plays in all the nicest of doctors’ waiting rooms and famous friends like that spicy ginger, Croc-wearing mofo chef Mario Batali. She can even speak Spanish better than we can! While eating churroth! Watch the trailer for Gwyneth and Mario’s PBS series Spain…On The Road Again and seethe with envy. The show premieres in primetime this September and follows Gwyneth and Mario as they take a road trip through Spain eating things you’re not.

“Later sk8ers!” - G. Paltrow