Happy Birfday Cindy!
OMG you guys! I (Alex) am typing this while kind of inebriated, so excuse any / all spelling and grammar atrocities henceforth. Guanababies! Today is Cindy’s birthday! And she neglected to tell us! Which makes her a poop! But, since we love her, we’ll forgive her pooposity and wish her a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY including a rundown of the TOP 5 (originally 10 but, uh, we’re wasted) REASONS WE LOVE CINDY!:
- Reason Cinco! When it comes to criticizing our spelling or making-up-of-words-that-don’t-quite-exist, no one points it out to you as kindly as Cindy. She’s splendertastic!!!
- Reason 4! Cindy is so cute. Seriously, you guys.
- Reason Tres! “Cindy” rhymes with “windy” which makes us think of farts! Which make us laugh! Thus, Cindy makes us smile.
- Reason Deux! She conducted our first interview in a bar. We were like, WHOA! We found our new BFF! But we didn’t say it out loud.
- REASON JUAN! (It is fucking tough as hell to do html coding when drunk. I will tell you that much. Fucking, enjoy that bold there, people.) More than a boss, we consider Cindy a friend. She’s never once talked down to us and we admire the fact that she’s a good person and a kickass writer. So in a nutshell: Cindy is awesome.
Feliz cumpleANOS, Cindy! ♥
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
Happy Birthday Cindy! From a fellow Augustian. :)
Posted by Eowyn | August 27, 2008
How old is Cindy? Does anyone know?
Posted by Guana Bust A Nut | August 27, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CINDY!!
Thank you for all you do and say and WRITE! you put the “zz”s in bombdizzle, that’s fer sure….
Posted by crafty chica | August 27, 2008
Sorry, couldn’t resist the bad spelling. The spirit of the post made me do it!!! Rock on!
Posted by Crafty Chica | August 27, 2008
Feliz Cumpleanios Cindy!!!
p.s damn you Crafty Chica, i am about to spend quite some time going through your awesome website!
Posted by silvia | August 27, 2008
Cindy,
Happy Birthday! You are a terrific writer and an incredible friend. Its a pleasure to work with you everyday. Now, I am off to get drunk in your honor.
Daniel
Posted by Daniel Mauser | August 28, 2008
Aw, you guys. I’m drunk, too. Thanks, La Palapa.
Posted by La Cindy | August 28, 2008
If I may interrupt your brown nosing love fest a moment.
Happy Berfday Cindy!
Posted by Fredo | August 28, 2008
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Latin_Princess | August 28, 2008
Que linda está la mañana en que vengo a saludarte,
Venimos todos con gusto y placer a felicitarte,
Ya viene amaneciendo, ya la luz del día nos dio,
Levántate de mañana, mira que ya amaneció.
Fuck that, I’m too hungover to get up from bed. Coño, Happy Birthday, meng.
Posted by Bosrican | August 28, 2008
Happy Birthday Cindy!!
Posted by wally | August 28, 2008
Happy Birthday Cindy hope you had a great party.
Posted by Angelo | August 28, 2008
cumple años feliz, cumple años feliz..
que los cumplas, que los cumplas. que los cumplas Feliz.
Posted by la roncha | August 28, 2008
Cindy is more ancient than the IDEA of time and space. Cindy has always been, will always be. There is no age of Cindy.
p.s. I have been borracha since 7 am your time. long live the queen!
Posted by camilla | August 28, 2008