8-8-08: It's Birthday Time For Gabriel, Bitches!
On this day, many, many, many years ago, when the polar regions had ice caps and Richard Nixon still had a job, God looked down on the earth and said, “yaaaawn.” And that’s when he decided to create the entity known as Gabriel Caro. The spiciest, surliest, hottest tramp in all Puerto Rico. And when America was finally ready, God sent him here to terrify us with his fabulousness. Today we give thanks and celebrate his special day with a big Bronx cheer. Happy birthday, boo. We luuuurve you. Pfffffft!
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
And then God patted little Gabriel on the head and exclaimed, “Make it work!” because God is Tim Gunn.
Happy birthday, Gabriel!!!
Posted by ...dijo Alex | August 08, 2008
Happy Berfday Gabriel
Lets have sex
Ciao
Posted by Fredo | August 08, 2008
Happy Birthday Gabe! You are so happy on that pic!
Posted by Daniel Mauser | August 08, 2008
Aww! Thanks, guys! Woot!
Posted by Bosrican | August 08, 2008
Which one in the photo is Gabe?
Arrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibaaaaaaaaaa Gabe! Happy Birthday!
Posted by Valerie | August 08, 2008
HBD! May this be your best quinces evah!
Posted by el smrtmnky | August 08, 2008
Happy Birthday, Gabriel. Why don’t you love me anymore? Oh, and I know you’re hanging out with Cindy today, so make her buy you tons of drinks and then a hamburger with cheddar cheese, guacamole and bacon at 7A. Ok? Ok.
Posted by Alejandro | August 08, 2008
Happy Berfday Gabriel
Let’s have sex
Ciao
Posted by escobar | August 08, 2008
Alright, everybody. Let’s have sex already.
Posted by Bosrican | August 10, 2008
Happy Belated Birthday!
I’m a little late with everything lately. Sorry. But I do hope you had sex with as many people as you wanted this weekend. :)
Posted by Latin_Princess | August 11, 2008