We woke up this morning feeling less-than-pleasant, to put it mildly, and very much in the mood to head straight back to bed. But, no. It was time to wake up and get a move on - a fact we were quite brutally made aware of when we received a strange phone call telling us to do just that. A phone call from… Hannah Montana. Disgusted? Intrigued? Bored? Jealous?

Wal-Mart and Disney have teamed up to completely ruin your life by introducing a service that allows you to call your friends with a pre-recorded wake-up call, activity reminder (like “Don’t forget band practice!” or “Remember not to post pictures of yourself in panties on MySpace if you happen to be tween star!”), or a helpful “back-to-school shopping reminder.” Yes, that’s right. Don’t forget that September is just around the corner and Hannah Montana thermoses don’t sell themselves!

Just input your name, number and those of your BFF and they’ll receive a phone call from Hannah Montana at the designated time, like first thing in the fucking morning.

Hannah Montana Wake-Up Call [Hannah Montana Calls]