How To Write Erotic Poetry: A Handy, Hands-On Guide
4 August 2008, 9:45 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Remember Xiaxue? She previously showed you how to apply fake eyelashes to complete your “chonga at the prom” look. This time around, she’s prepared a how-to guide for writing erotic poetry. Step 1, apparently, is to be an older British man in a turtleneck. Listen as erotic poetry writer Alan Ardy reads a poem about his dentist from his book Champagne and Handcuffs. Now, we’ve found that erotic poetry has never quite done it for us, but we’re wondering: Is this hot to anyone?
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Sex is pretty much the last thing on my mind when someone is pointing sharp objects at my gums. Then again, maybe I’m a prude.