It’s Not Funny: Ninel Conde Has An Inflamed Colon, Many Problems

Ninel Conde has an inflamed colon. Caused by stress. From working too hard on telenovelas and calendar shoots:

“I have an intestinal mess going on with this infamous colitis. A lot of actors in he business suffer from it, and my case is chronic because I didn’t take care of my nutrition and diet well while working so many strenuous hours, and now my body’s paying for it,” said the actress, 37, on the show La oreja (Televisa).

We are not judging. Nor are we laughing into our hand. Look. We know, first hand, how hard it is to wear a cowgirl hat while remembering to suck in your cheeks and keep your nipples iced. It tickles our colon to even think about it: But this isn’t the first time Ninel, trooper that she is, has had to deal with personal tragedy. Let’s take a look at what other sort of poopoo messes the actress / singer / model / saint has had to put up with on her quest to entertain you, you ungrateful cretin:

Tragic Bridal Wear

Ay, Ninelita. What’s appropriate for funerals is not appropriate for weddings. Why so demure?

Sham Marriage

Marrying a man who is not technically divorced is usually a bad idea. But it does show that Juan Zepeda is laid back and flexible, which are both excellent qualities to have in a relationship.

Every Outfit, Ever

Ninel taste in clothing is so awesome it makes our eyeballs bleed. Glitter.

Ninel Conde suffers from colitis due to stress [People en Español]