Jennifer Lopez Will Compete In Triathlon, Has Some Advice For Your Ass
18 August 2008, 3:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Jennifer Lopez is tearing herself away from her magical cashmere-swathed twins to compete in a triathlon. Inspiring! She’s started a blog in association with Self magazine chronicling her training and letting us all know that J-Lo is just like us - ‘cept there’s no way in Hell you’d ever catch us dragging our lazy asses to a triathlon unless the categories were “sleeping, eating cookies and eating some more cookies.” Watch as she runs, bikes and refers to herself as an “actress.” You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll walk away to go eat some chicharones.
And, because Guanabee loves Jennifer Lopez and supports the healthy maintenance of a fit Latina body, we’ve got our fitness tips to share with our fellow Latina-ass Latinas:
Guanabee’s Top Tips For Competing In A Triathlon:
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Notice she doesnt want take off her sweater to see her Fat Ass! Im into cycling and i have never seen anyone ride with a sweater wrapped around their waist, plus its a safety issue it can get stuck on the wheels.
Honey, “the actress” didn’t come in handy in Maid In Manhattan or The Wedding Planner. Don’t expect her to help you here.