





Ricky Martin’s decision to hire a surrogate to carry his children has some people’s pantaloons all in a twist. Tell us how you really feel, metidos sinvergüenzas:
“Ricky, the truth is that’s it’s bad. I don’t support or applaud him. He’s a degenerate, and I feel sorry for those kids,” said Mexican talkshow host Esteban Arce, during his show Matutino Express. “I don’t think it’s right to deny children of maternal figures, just because you have a big ego. These kids are going to be raised without mothers,” said the host.
Aren’t lots of children raised in single-parent households? Don’t they turn out fairly ok, save the occasional twitching and drooling?
The Catholic church was even harsher in its criticism. On a visit to Chile, the Honduran cardinal Óscar Andrés Rodríguez, said that in his desire to be a dad, the “Livin’ la vida loca” singer acted as if he was raising cattle.
“What Martin did diminishes the dignity of a human being. You can’t just buy or rent life. It’s even worse when someone famous and in the public eye is doing it,” said the cardinal.
So… orphans should be left in orphanages? And foster kids should be left with unfit or uncaring parents? Noted! Someone slap that rescue dog fast-quick! Jesus, people. Don’t they realize only bloggers are qualified to pass judgment and give unsolicited advice and opinions? It’s true. Here, we’ll show you:
We think the assumption to be made from Ricky’s relatively unconventional method of baby-making — that he’s a homoface — is what’s really bothering Esteban Arce and Óscar Andrés Rodríguez. And it’s fine that they’re uncomfortable with it, you know? But let’s not try and hide behind assertions of what’s “best for the children.” Because nothing is better for a baby than being raised by a rich, charitable, well-liked man with impeccable hair.
Ricky Martin is said to be “degenerate” and “not dignified” [People En Español]
Earlier: What Gay Rumors? Ricky Martin’s Publicist Reveals He Is Now The Father Of Twins

Gotta side with whoever said el Ricky was treating children like cattle. A woman’s uterus is not a drive-through McDonald’s window with custom made-to-order meals, Rick…
Posted by SingleTonito | August 26, 2008
As for us Latin ladies, we are just angry that he prefers to stick his tongue up a stinkhole rather than propagating his beautiful and strong Puerto Rican genes by feeding his what-I-hear is a very big schwanzstucker to our always hungry kitty kats…
Posted by boricua biatch | August 26, 2008
hey singletonito: how come i get a chicken nugget every time i stick my hand in a woman’s uterus?
Posted by your padre | August 26, 2008
@SingleTonito: I’m pretty sure that the surrogate mother was well compensated for the use of her egg and uterus. In fact I would be willing to bet that she agreed to it so lets not just point fingers soley at Rick. Think before you hand out your custom made-to-order judgements.
This whole things reeks of douchebaggery. If both parties agree and the child ends up in a good home then what exactly is the harm here? Ricky gets his kid so that he can feel like the awesome single mom he has always wanted to be and the surrogate is prolly counting her cash and living well. Happy endings all around.
Posted by Fredo | August 26, 2008
Next: he’ll be dangling one of them twins out his Puerto Rican hut’s window…
Posted by Lipit | August 26, 2008
@ lipit: Hut? Silly! Don’t you know Latinos live in trees?
Posted by ...dijo Alex | August 26, 2008
Ricky Martin is gay? Did you find someone who actually slept with him? Did I miss a memo?
Its thinking like that that killed the dinosaurs: stop being old fashioned!!
Posted by cacy | August 26, 2008
@cacy: We haven’t concluded Menudo-boy is a Large Flaming Homo because he had surrogate children, which is I guess what you think makes the thinking old fashioned. We think he’s a Ginormous Walking Maria because he sleeps with those of the penis persuasion. Now stop your babbling and get me a chicken nugget!
Posted by escobar | August 26, 2008
LMAO!!!!!!
BTW, I would have had his children for FREE. Granted, he’d have to pay to get my IUD out first.
Posted by Valerie | August 26, 2008
@boricua biatch: You did NOT just say, “our always hungry kitty cats.”
Posted by La Llorona | August 26, 2008
damn ! you guanabee “editors” are so superficial “Because nothing is better for a baby than being raised by a rich, charitable, well-liked man with impeccable hair.”
idk about you but i would rather be poor and have a mom and dad who conceived me naturally.
i would not want to be the child of a (gay/or not) man who bought me , no matter how nice, funny, talented he is.
they will never have a mom! this is sad, they are going to grow up never knowing what it is like to be from a traditional family with morals.
truth hurts guanabee
Posted by a.o.p. | August 26, 2008
@ a.o.p: Correction! We at Guanabee are, to paraphrase Warhol, deeply superficial.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | August 26, 2008
@a.o.p…u said it perfectly…what is happening to our world when Ricky Martin can “proudly” announce this to the world?…sad sad sad…
Posted by hi everyone | August 27, 2008
@…dijo Alex: And don’t forget fiercely apathetic.
Posted by La Cindy | August 27, 2008
Yeah, this whole renting out someone else’s womb for your kids think is wack. He should be a real man and carry the fetus to term himself like Thomas Beatie.
Posted by Jason | August 27, 2008
I am grateful for the obscurity of the opposition’s argument.
Do people know that this form of conception has been going on for decades now? Ignorant fucks Self-appointed “moralists” are treating this like he’s the first person in the world to wield a turkey baster. Bitches, please.
Can we see the video of Ricky jerking off into a petri dish?
Posted by Bosrican | August 27, 2008
Coño! Que mucho joden con Ricky.
People…seriously…stop con la mierda ya. That boy is super gay and this last stunt of basting some chick to conceive his trolls further proves that he prefers boys.
Since Thomas Beatie wasn’t available to take his man-seed, he had to hire a chick. Get over it. :-)
Posted by JaimeX | August 27, 2008
@a.o.p./hi everyone: So Ricky Martins doesn’t have morals becuase of the way his baby was concieved? Its nice to see you are be all and end all of morality. Deeply rooted ignorance is a moral quality? Interesting.
And if ya’ll are looking to guanabee as a flagship for morals and decency you have some problems. They hired a gringa editor for crying out loud, who knows how low they will actually go.
:)
Posted by Fredo | August 27, 2008
@fredo how am i ignorant?
morality is not relevant to me.
and i never claimed(guanabee/myself) to be the end all of morality. you’ve just made assumptions and incorrect observations. felicidades
@bosrican you and your comments disgust me and just bc immorality runs rampant doesn’t make it moral.
Posted by a.o.p. | August 27, 2008
@ a.o.p.: if those comments disgust you, then what in the hell are you doing reading this blog?
Posted by hi | August 27, 2008
@a.o.p.:”they will never have a mom! this is sad, they are going to grow up never knowing what it is like to be from a traditional family with morals.
truth hurts guanabee”
Thats your words so I would ASSUME that yea morals are relevant to you. And I stand by my statement that you are ignorant. Fantastically so.
Many happy returns.
Posted by Fredo | August 27, 2008