Our very fauxvorite Fauxtina, Vanessa Hudgens, performed for hordes of screaming fetus-babies as she kicked off her summer fair tour. Summer fair… that actually sounds kind of fun. Corn dogs, corn on the cob and cornholin’ carnies, oh my! Fun, that is, except for the terrifying shrieking of tween girls and boys, one of which saw it fit to propose to Vanessa while she performed. Seven-year-olds, they really plan ahead:

The crowd was filled with posters, thanks to a contest sponsored by WKHM-FM (105.3). The radio station chose its two favorite signs and gave each of the owners a pair of front-row tickets.

Drew Shipman, 7, of DeWitt probably would have won if he hadn’t already been in the second row. His read, “Vanessa, will you marry me?”

“He heard that she broke up with Zach (Efron),” Drew’s mother, Michelle Shipman, explained.

Drew hoped his sign “might get us to meet her and go backstage,” he said.

Saucy! Also, how incredible does this concert sound? Vanessa’s opening act was none other than Rooney, which seems… extremely odd… and Vanessa’s back-updancers wore light-up rollerskates. Hot. Almost makes up for the fact that it was a Vanessa Hudgens concert.

We guess Vanessa’s not really marriage-minded these days, as she’s busy getting sued. A music producer who once worked with the young actress / singer is now suing her for $5 million dollars, claiming she and her father violated their contract with him and never paid him what he was owed:

Hudgens, one of the stars of Disney’s successful “High School Musical” series, entered into an agreement with producer Johnny Vieira when she was still a minor, the lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday, states. Vieira claims Hudgens and her father, Greg, sued to get out of the agreement, but have also failed to abide by settlement terms.

Girl, it’s ok. But your dancing sneakers on and count your money from screaming, proposing seven-year-olds.

Hudgens show a real scream at county fair [MLive]
Producer sues Vanessa Hudgens for $5 million [AP]