Who is your most-treasured female gay icon? Is it Cher? Judy Garland? Donna Summer? Martha Stewart? Rainbow Brite?

Wrong! Your favorite gay icon is telenovela actress and singer Lucia Mendez and, as West Hollywood’s “Club Papi” sees it, ain’t nothin’ you can do about it.

Should one choose to attend the club’s 8th Annual Latin Labor Day Weekend — brought to you, in part, by websites LatinBoyz and Naked Swords — one will be assaulted by the dulcid song stylings of Ms. Mendez. All whilst trying not to giggle at the fact that she’s starred in something called “Golpe Bajo.” Oh, golpe bajo indeed.

3 caliente dance floors! [Ed. note: Pet peeve - You simply cannot randomly insert a Spanish adjective in an English sentence. 3 caliente dance floors? Or 3 dance floors calientes? Such questions make our culo hurt.] Always hot, always horny Sexy Papi Dancers! [Ed. note: See previous note.] And… Lucia Mendez!

And, because you needed some, here’s video proof of Lucia’s serene elegance and beauty. Hint: It’s all hidden in her hair.