How could anyone gaze upon Mario Lopez’s chiseled physique and not automatically want to capture his likeness in an oil painting to hang above their bed? Or at least a velvet painting? Commemorative stamp? No?

AC Slater was recently added to the Tony’s Di Napoli’s Times Square Restaurant’s “Wall of Fame” because of course that’s where a large, ridiculously kitsch rendering of Mario Lopez would be. You can almost see his veins pulsating with fiery, “Latin Indian” blood. He’s practically an Aztec deity.

Swoon!

Mario Lopez: A Vision In Oil [A Socialite’s Life]