Mario Lopez Is Oily, Gorgeous
5 August 2008, 6:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
How could anyone gaze upon Mario Lopez’s chiseled physique and not automatically want to capture his likeness in an oil painting to hang above their bed? Or at least a velvet painting? Commemorative stamp? No?
AC Slater was recently added to the Tony’s Di Napoli’s Times Square Restaurant’s “Wall of Fame” because of course that’s where a large, ridiculously kitsch rendering of Mario Lopez would be. You can almost see his veins pulsating with fiery, “Latin Indian” blood. He’s practically an Aztec deity.
Swoon!
Mario Lopez: A Vision In Oil [A Socialite's Life]
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I would prefer it embossed in a nice black velvet.
I’d prefer to roll around with him in oil and drapped in black velvet.