We’ll let you in on a little secret: We love masturbating. We look forward to it. To paraphrase Woody Allen, masturbation is “sex with someone we love.” Although we suppose sex with your wife’s underage adopted daughter comes in a close second, no? Anyway. Masturbation. Love it. So, initially, we were really into this video, which was gently and lovingly produced by a Planned Parenthood affiliate. Not only because it portrayed a frank discussion about masturbation, but because one girl asks another, in reference to a date, “Who’s the lucky one?” instead of the usual, “Who’s the lucky guy?” which has got to be really awkward when the reply is always something like, “The lucky guy is Nadine.”

Ha! But then, as they are wont to do, the moment of general feel-goodingness by the introduction of a man with a mustache who approves of female masturbation — thus making it ok — gives some spiel about masturbation = abstinence = second virginity, and then prompts the girls to hug each other. In slow motion on a trampoline, presumably.

Strumming the banjo [Feministing]