Michael Phelps Might Be Dating Model Lily Donaldson, Definitely Still Not Dating Us

If you’ve obsessively Googled “Does Michael Phelps have a girlfriend or wut?” as we never have, you might find yourself inadvertently clicking on a pornographic video that may or may not have installed a spyware on your computer. Or! You might discover that the record-destroying Olympic swimmer has been recently linked to model Lily Donaldson:

When you become a superstar athlete, you earn the right to date models, right Tom Brady? Now a household name, let whispers of his romantic exploits begin. Phelps, an average looking all-American type, has apparently landed superhot supermodel Lily Donaldson, best known for replacing Kate Moss as the face of Burberry.

Because women are like different levels in a video game. You need to score points (Hot? +7. Athlete? +4. Hung like a sperm whale? +78.3) in order to get the “good ones.” But he’s also maybe-possibly made out in the back of a movie theater with other ladies whose names you might recognize:

Swimmer Amanda Beard, who won a gold at the last Olympics in Athens, and has posed nude for Playboy, is also being linked to Phelps. But this shouldn’t be new to him. The guy won six gold medal four years ago, so he’s most certainly been swimming in something other than water since then. Everyone from Paris Hilton and first daughter Jenna Bush were linked to him, dating back to this time four years ago. That’s also about the time he told The Guardian that he has a “pretty quiet life” and that it’s “kinda boring.”

Yeah? We hear he hooked up with Cindy during a Casares family hurricane party. OMG, and also? That thing they say about guy with freakishly disproportionate arm span? Apparently not true.

Is Michael Phelps Dating Lily Donaldson? [BlackBook]